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It says that Lalit Modi has filed a 12,000-page long voluminous reply to all the questions that BCCI had asked him. Since the issue has got nothing to do with the Indian judiciary (yet), I don’t have to worry about contempt of court proceeding or losing my Tamilnadu Bar Council ID. So, here I go.

12000 pages of reply to the questions that BCCI had asked Lalit.

Now, I don’t know what those questions were but it is very clear why Modi wanted time extension to file his reply.

I’m curious about the following things-
1. Who's going to read such a long reply, cover to cover?

And,
How do I know that the 12,000 pages long printout of reply doesn’t have all the 7 (or 8) books of Harry Potter series, Robert Ludlum novels, the Thesaurus, Encyclopedia and the text version of all issues of Playboy magazine tucked in it?

 Lalitji, you did a fabulous job with T20. Money simply wouldn’t stop pouring into it and it only keeps getting bigger. Your side of the story might even run 12,000 pages long, but try one of these two simple suggestions-

Remember the KISS rule; KISS as in Keep It Short, Schm*ck

or
Use a DVD to write the files and circulate the copies.